Something strange is going on and you're in the middle
I'll do anything to solve the riddle
I've got a city editor put me on a deadline
If I don't come through I'm on the breadline

I'll invade your privacy
Please don't take it personally

I'm oh so sorry but the reader's got a right to know
You're gonna help the circulation grow
When I get the story right
I'll be queen of the publication

I've got a hidden camera, a shadow on your tail
And I'm tape recording every detail
All the walls have ears tonight
They're listening in case you might talk in your sleep
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I'm oh so sorry but the reader's got a right to know
You're gonna help the circulation grow
When I get the story right
I'll be queen of the publication

In every supermarket checkout line
They'll be staring at your face
Make you a legend in your own time
Give you triple column space
When I get the story right
I'll be queen, I'll be queen, I'll be queen

I get the story right
And I'm gonna be queen of the publication
I'm oh so sorry but the reader's got a right to know
You're gonna help the circulation grow

When I get the story right
I'll be queen, I'll be queen, I'll be queen
I'm queen of the publication