In the playground he played hopscotch
Instead of bulldogs
When he talks to me
It's like a grammy acceptance speech
Now I'm twenty three I'm at my friends party
Then he corners me and he wont stop talking
Yeah he's just a little bit ott
And he got oh so upset
When the dish ran away with the spoon
And he'll jump out of his skin
At the sound of a burst balloon
And it's such a big deal
At the sight of blood he'll swoon
His doors are locked on a full moon
There's a drama queen in the room
No he wont stop saying: Blah Blah Blah Blah
La dee dee dah da dah
He wont stop talking
Can you believe?
He wont stop talking
People start to leave
To his disgust I light a cigarette
Can sprinklers make this guy more wet?
He's just a little bit ott
And it's such a big deal
When the bitch ran away with the spoon
His doors are locked on a full moon
There's a drama queen in the room