Got a no string guitar
Got a sunn beta head
I'm a rock & roll Star
I aint no musician
Some things are stranger than fishin'

Know a beat on a drum
Know how to sing outta key
Got some perscription drugs
I aint no musician
Some things are stranger than fishin'

Now I know what I am
Chop up a, another gram
Some of us have all the luck
No matter how much we fucking suck
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