I'm not here to entertain you I'm here to meet my friend the Russian, the Irish, the German, the Colombian I don't care how bad I fuck up I care about how fucked up I get I'm not your clown, I'm your dealer And I'm holding three bundles of bullshit And you're buying 'em 'cause you are addicted To the pure and totally uncut
I'm not here to amuse you I'm here to abuse my body I'm here because old habits die hard And, seriously, what else am I supposed to do? This isn't my job, my hobby, my habit; it's sad But this is my life
Welcome to our mission statement Total self-debasement And not giving our all Watch us fall
It's not that we don't pull it It's just that we only give about sixty-or-so percent
Would you rather be fed bullshit From some twenty-something, makeup-wearing pop-star? "This one goes out to all our fans all over the world! Without you, it'd just be us! So I just want to say thank you! We fucking love you, Modesto!"
And you're taking it easy before the show So you won't lose your voice and disappoint your fans routine You don't care about the children, you don't even know them All you know is their money