Mister frog went a-courting and he did ride Uh-hmm, Uh-hmm Mister frog went a-courting and he did ride A sword and pistol by his side Uh-hmm, Uh-hmm.
He went down to Missy Mousie's door Where he had often been before.
He said, "Missy Mouse, are you within?" "Yes kind sir, I sit and spin."
He took Missy Mouse upon his knee And said "Missy Mouse, will you marry me?"
"Without my Uncle Rat's consent" "I wouldn't marry the pres-I-dent."
Uncle Rat laughed and shook his fat sides, To think his niece would be a bride.
When Uncle Rat gave his consent The weasel wrote the publishment.
Where will the wedding supper be? Way down yonder in a holler tree.
What will the wedding supper be? Two green beans and a black-eyed pea.
The first guest in was a bumblebee He danced a jig with a crook-backed flea.
The owl did hoot, the birds they sang And through the woods the music rang.
They all went sailing 'cross the lake And got swallered up by a big black snake
There's bread and cheese upon the shelf If you want any more you can sing it yourself. [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/n/nick+cave+and+the+bad+seeds/mister+frog+went+a+courting_20100266.html ]