Woke up today with a really bad headache
From all the shit that I drank
And it was a keg of tquila I think
See johnny drinks it to get chicks
Adn chris drinks it
I don't know why
We might not even use this song
But who cares my best friend is
(chorus: tequila my best friend
Forever I love you
Tequila x2)
So I was at this party adn everythign was goign alright
Well uh unfortuately for tequila it get me into a fight
So I has some bruises and someone hands me a cup nad I said "hey thantks for giving that to me, but wait a sec, thats not tequila THAT SHIT TASTES LIKE PEE!"
Haha
[Chorus:]