I'm the straight man, in a movie i'm not writing
I'm the straight man, in a sitcom i'm not laughing
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Waiting for you to call, is like waiting for something
That's never gonna happen,

When she says to me, let's go out tomorrow evening
I can't help but think, she is someone else's baby tonight