If I were a rich man
With a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room, with a view
And if I were handsome
It could happen
Those dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'
Can I tell you something?
For years I have envied
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know?
(Yes I know, I know, I know)
I must admit it
Big guy
You always come through
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have you
You and me together
That's how it
Always should be
One without the other
Don't mean nothing to me
Nothing to me
Ya
I wouldn't be nothin'
If I didn't have you
To serve
I'm just
A punky little eyeball
And a funky optic nerve
Hey I never told you this
Sometimes
I get a little blue
But I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have you.