So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, cuz I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home. And I love cheesecake.
So I went to the cheesecake company and they asked me if I could drive a truck and I said yes, and they said 'You're hired!'
So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes and I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake so I pulled over and opened the truck and I got a cheesecake, and I also took one for later, and I took one for my friend Farmboy, and I took one to bring home, and by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes so I took another one.
Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes, so I take five cakes to eat on the way, and I drive another block and a half to my house.
Now it's lunch time so I eat ten cheesecakes, and a cheesecake for dessert. I should point out, by the way, that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.
Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town.
And I miss everybody a lot but I'm not really sorry because they were very delicious cheesecakes.