(Phone ringing)

Hello and welcome to Mindless Self Indulgence brought to you by *little stereo* If you know the name of the track you'd like to hear, press 1 now.

(Button pushed)

Using your touch tone keypad please enter the first four letters of the track you'd like to bounce to followed by the number sign now.

(Buttons pushed)

You have selected Bitches. To find out why bitches love you, press 1 now.

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[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/mindless+self+indulgence/bitches+777+bitches_20923893.html ]
If bitches love you cuz they know you can rock press 1. If bitches love you cuz they know you can rhyme press 2. If bitches love you cuz they know you can fuck press 3. If bitches...

(Button pushed)

You have selected bitches love me cuz they know I can fuck. To find the nearest location where bitches love you cuz they know you can fuck press 1 now.

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Please enter your five digit zip code followed by the number sign now.

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You have selected throughout the projects. If this is how it should be done press 1 now.

(Lots of buttons pushed)

I'm sorry, that is not a recognizable entry.

(Phone being hung up.)