Once I went to East Islam and read a sign on a pole, the sign said 6-4-9 so I wondered what's up with that yo? I walked down the street into a convenience store, pushed the clerk on the counter and rubbed him like a whore. I love the quickie mart it's always good for a quickie, when we become famous I want to look like ricky lee, I want to tour with Megadeth and dress like a fairy, because we're so punk you know were the baddest punks around!
(CHORUS) Hey Mr. Islam, put your hand on my crotch, Mr. Islam I love Gap you beeotch, Mr. Islam why does the sign say 6-4-9? Mr. Islam says "That's how many times you stuck your finger in my behind!"
So I went home on PanAM a week later, back to Beverly Hills with my mom and her lawyer, I love to sleep inside of her pink fur mink coat, it reminds me of your hair when we were five years young. She buys me everything that I could ever want, except she don't let me touch her nookie only the mailman can, last time I grabbed her nookie I cried and she slapped my hand.
CHORUS) Hey Mr. Islam, put your hand on my crotch, Mr. Islam I love Gap you beeotch, Mr. Islam why does the sign say 6-4-9? Mr. Islam says "That's how many times you stuck your finger in my behind!" Hy Mommy honey I love your fuzzy snatch, I like the way it purrs under your zippered hatch, And when I grab it - it swells up all beefy, I love to smell it when it's feeling queefy.