Get off your back and service me or be smacked
Bend on over here, I'm putting pain on your rear
Brains in her head she lacks
So service me or be smacked
I do it with every chick
Many s***s I have packed
I know I'm just a bum
Beat your ass just like a drum
Listen bitch, do as I say
Service me or be smacked
I can replace you some day
Brains in her head she obviously lacks
While I'm kickin' back drinkin' my c**
Service me or be smacked
Service me or be smacked
Kiss my feet, lick my toes
Toejam is going up your nose
Your s***s I have packed
Service me or be smacked
Punchin' and kickin' your fuckin' ass
Sluggin' and beltin', it's a gas
Whoppin' and poppin', drinkin' beers
Kickin' and gougin', causin' tears
After Fellatio to the she'd we will go
Don't cause a big divorce...
Or you won't get intercourse
When she gets whipped she has to yell
But her s***s, they can smell
Service me or be smacked...