She's got a sister
I'm sorry i missed her
The queen of the wild frontier
She's a beacon for pissed ships
She sits by your cornflakes
And waits for the gravy train

But she's got a sister
I'm sorry i missed her
The queen of the wild frontier
On alternate weekends
She ties herself up
And takes you to legoland
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Token skinhead

She's got a sister
I'm sorry i missed her
The queen of the wild frontier
She's a beacon for pissed ships
She sits by your cornflakes
And waits for the gravy train

If you wash up your dishes
And tidy your room
Then i'll take you to legoland
If you play the casinos
And try to unwind
Then i'll take you to legoland

Token skinhead