I don't have a fucking clue,
About what I'm supposed to do,
Won't do it just cuz you told me to,

Don't know why I just can't get a job,
Or why I just can't write a song,
I sure as hell won't write a song about you.
Woah oh,

Evan Rosenburg,
You don't know shit about punk rock.

Tried it once, I'll try it twice,
I do it but I'll never get it right.
Sick and tired of going to school,
Just can't sit back play by the rules,
Alright,
Put up a fight,
Alright,
Woah oh,

Evan's not a punk rocker.
Evan's not a punk rocker.