Fell off my bike and got it bent
Uh-oh... Accident!
Picked up the hammer and hit my thumb
Uh-oh... Accidumb
Oh no, poor thumb... Accidumb!
Jumped in the lake with a flying leap
Uh-oh, accideep
Oh no, lake leap... Accideep!
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Skinned my knee bumped my head
It's a wonder I live through
All the stupid things I accidently...
Accidoo!
Fell on my lunch and it went squish
Uh-oh, accidish
Oh no, lunch, squish... Accidish!
Sat in the yard got attacted by ants
Uh-oh, accidance
Oh no, ants in my pants... Accidance!
Chorus
Took me a bath and ate the soap
Uh-oh, accidope
Oh no, ate soap... Accidope!
This is the way my day is spent
Uh-oh, accident
Oh no, day spent - I don't want no more
Accident!