Written by: strummer/jones/levene

What the hell is wrong with me?
Im not who I want to be
I tried spot cream an I tried it all Im crawling up the wall!

What's my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame....

I tried to join a ping-pong club,
Sign on the door said all full up!
I got nicked, fighting in the road
An the judge didn't even know

What's my name

Dad got pissed so I got clocked
Couldnt hear the tannoy so he lost the lot
Offers mum a bribe through the letter box
Drives you fucking mad

What's my name

Now Im round the back of your house at night
Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?
I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip
An you wont know who came

What's my name