Shes so passive but shes looking good
Hes so passive but hes looking good
They are together but really theyre apart
They are together but do not belong, but do not belong
Yes ladies and gentlemen
Lets fall asleep to a plastic lullaby
The ballad of kate and johnny
The ballad of adam and naomi
The ballad of michael and helena
The ballad is forever changing
Shes so passive but happy in her way
Hes so passive but happy in his way
They do not think just sit and they pretend
They sit around and pray for it to end, pray for it to end
Yes ladies and gentlemen
Lets fall asleep to a plastic lullaby
The ballad of kate and johnny
The ballad of adam and naomi
The ballad of hugh and elizabeth
The ballad is forever changing
Im so passive hopeless fucking mess
Were so passive do our bit for charity
From bosnia to london we do it all for free, we do it all for free
