[Chorus] Oh Lord it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way. I can't wait To look in the mirror. Cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me. I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord It's hard to be humble, But I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend, but I guess she just couldn't compete, With all of these love-starved women, Who keep cowering at my feet. Oh I probably could find me another, But I guess they're all in awe of me. Who cares? I never get lonesome. Cause I treasure my own company.
I guess you could say I'm a loner. A cowboy out lone, tough, and proud. I could have lots of friends If I wanted. But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd. Some folks say that I'm egotistical. Hell I don't even know what that means. I guess it has something to do With the way that I fill out my skin tight with jeans.