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[Heems:] Now shorty said I look like Carlos Mencia Like Carlos Mencia? Fuck Carlos Mencia I said take notice, and ma please focus I look like him, but mixed with George Lopez Shorty said I look like Mario Lopez With no lats, and no traps and no pecs And no abs Shorty said I look like Cro-mag No man, that's a cave man She told me I was racist at the rave, man [Kool ad:] Yeah shorty said I look like a Cro-mag too, man She said I'm half Rasta, half pasta, no Ragu, man Shorty said I look like Slash with no hat on She asked if I had a spot where we could get our smash on Shorty said I look like Devendra Banhart Shorty said I look like that dude from Japan's art You know the dude that did the Kanye album covers Shorty said I look just like Egyptian Lover [Heems:] Yeah, we was kicking it I said "You chillin, ma? " Shorty said I look like a chubby Jake Gyllenhaal I said, this ain't "Brokeback" And I'm a broke mack Type so hard, I'm now typing on a broke Mac Book Air, well girl you look here I look real fly And we fly high I'm like the Latino cop on csi-I-I [Kool ad:] Shorty said I look like the guy Who did that song "La Bamba" What was his name? Ay-carumba! I don't even know, shorty wanna do the rumba I said that was dumb, thu Wait, shorty said I look like Osama Plus Obama, minus the drama Shorty wanna meet my momma Shorty said I look real calm And maybe I got good karma [Heems:] Shorty said I look like Aditya Pancholi, Chunky Pandey or Deepak Tijori Maybe John Abraham or Shahrukh Khan Amitabh Bachchan, Salman Khan Amir Khan, Kader Khan Genghis Khan or Irrfan Khan [Kool ad:] I just wanna eloheinu all night long Shorty said I look like the dude from the Passion of the Christ Jesus Christ Shorty said I smell like beans and rice Shorty said I look like the dude from the Passion of the Christ Yeah, shorty said it twice Shorty said I was nice Yeah, shorty bit my ear like Mike Tyse Shorty said I look like Bob Weisz Shorty said I look like Swizz Beats but like Minus the ice Shorty said I'm nice, yeah shorty said it twice [Heems:] Shorty said I look like Shaun Bridgmohan I said maybe I might just look like just Mohan Broham, or maybe Rohan Shorty said the ninja that she with ain't this And shorty said I act like a gay David Banner on acid Shorty said I look like I work in a garage Shorty said I'm Turtle from Entourage And she looks like Sloan And when we bone Shorty don't say much, shorty just moan And that's cause I'm a freak, yo Shorty said I look like Richard Grieco [Kool ad:] Grieco or Greco? Shorty said I look like Art Deco Shorty said I look like the gecko from the Geico commercials Plus the caveman too, she hurt me [Heems:] She hurt you too? [Kool ad:] She hurt a lot of fools Oh my god she did a lot to a lot of fools Shorty said I look like the dude who cuts her roses She forgets his name but she supposes it was Moses Wait, Moises? Shorty asked why all the boys-es from all those places Have such strange names and faces I told her das racist I told her das racist I told her das racist I told her das racist I told her das racist, she likes me cause I'm tasteless I gave her bracelets and we hit it in her momma's basement Adjacent to her gay sister's dark room Shorty says I look like a cartoon Like a dude throwing a harpoon at a whale and shit
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