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Correct Weapons Of Bass Destruction Lyrics
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The Bone Collector
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Correct Weapons Of Bass Destruction
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I'm on a first name basis at the tackle shop, Got a charge account running up non-stop They ought to give me my own parking spot I can't fit another plug in my tackle box It's always under construction For all my weapons of bass destruction I got buzz baits, zara spooks, pumpkin seed zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs, I got a 7 foot flipping stick and all the soft plastics To hook one on a texas rig My Wife stays on me and the banker just told me That he's working on a tax deduction For all the money I'm dropping On my weapons of bass destruction Hank Parker's got a wire tap on my phone Bill Dance won't leave me the hell alone Outdoor Channel wants to do a show They wanna film me jaw jerkin down on Okeechobee They better come with some high def production Cause I got weapons of bass destruction I got jitterbugs and hulapoppers, crank baits and wood choppers, devil horses and broke backs, grass frogs aand chug bugs, straining on my cow cut? Offset shank mustads, I got a 250 Johnson, and a Redman sponsor, And a Ranger in custom production to haul around me and my buddies And my weapons of bass destruction My boat is my bunker, where I haul in all my lunkers I got buzz baits, zara spooks, bubblegum zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs, I got a 7 foot carrot stik, all the soft plastics, to hook a Carolina rig When I drag it through the moss And I hook on haus you never seen such a big eruption When they light into my weapons of bass destruction Tell Obama to come find me because I aint hidin my weapons of bass destruction
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