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Correct Grant Lawrence King Of The Forest Lyrics
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Grant Lawrence, he kicks ass in the forest Grant Lawrence, he kicks ass in the forest Grant is the motherfucking man from the Smugglers band He's on Radio CBC all across the land He bitch-slapped Captain Vancouver in the face And rowed a boat to Desolation Sound He's a motherfucking outdoorsman freak Yeah, the best around Grant Lawrence, he kicks ass in the forest Grant Lawrence, he kicks some fucking ass He's a tough son of a bitch He can slap an octopus between the tits, oh yeah! He can beat a fucking cougar up with only one hand And stop a hundred pucks Because he's the fucking kind of guy That you could high five forever Danko Jones sucks (He sucks, vote Lawrence) Joey Shithead (No, Grant Lawrence, yes) Avril Lavigne (No fucking way, Lawrence, yes) Alex Trebek (No thanks, Grant Lawrence, yes) It's hard to sing (Two more votes for Lawrence) This fucking high (We have a new Prime Minister) Grant Lawrence, king of the forest Grant Lawrence, king of the forest He's the fucking man Tonight
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