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Correct I'm So Manly Lyrics
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The Midnight Beast
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Correct I'm So Manly
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Life has always told me I was weak Not anymore Now I've got the wings of a bird and the beak Of an eagle type creature I'm just so manly I make all the men around me wipe their eyes, Look down and cry At the size of my... C*** so big and manly girls get killed All of the time Now I've got the balls of an Ox and the build Of a very big mountain We're just so manly We morph into an enormous manly man With giant hands I can run a mile with a broken foot It doesn't hurt I can make a sand storm turn to soot Or any other inanimate objects We're just so manly That the muscles in our arms turn into guns When we look at your mum I can climb a mountain with my nose It's like a claw Then I ski back down on a petal from a rose To show that I'm still a sensitive manly man We've so much feeling That the feelings that we're feeling have feelings too But I'm still a man Dru, Dru, Dru, Dru, Dru, Dru Yeah I'm so manly I don't need to sing like bambi I chop wood for fun I shoot a gun I got Numerous charges of hit n run I listen to meat loaf I cry but I don't have tears though I did battle with a giant snake And I did a poo on an earthquake Poo on an earthquake Poo on an earthquake I'm so manly that I Piss and I don't shake Poo on an earthquake And eat a whole steak Then I'd run a marathon Without getting a belly ache
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