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Correct Colonoscopy Lyrics
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Tim Hawkins
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Correct Colonoscopy
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You have some lovely children and a lovely wife You have a lovely bank account and had a healthy life But you do knew this day was coming It was always meant to be Your doctor says it times to have a colonoscopy Chorus: Oh colon, colon Colonoscopy A wonderful procedure as everyone can see Your number's up, it's time to take one for the team It's right there on the schedule Colonoscopy There is a preperation that you should know about You have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out They'll take a certain instrument to take a look inside In honesty it can be a bumpy ride Chorus: Oh colon, colon Colonoscopy A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease Stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze You can't get away from Colonoscopy It's not a lot of pleasure, it's not a lot of fun But now you're turning 40 so you know it must be done It's not an ordinary exam You lay down on a table and then "Thank you ma'am" Oh colon, colon Colonoscopy A wonderful procedure I'm sure you will agree Never underestimate how thorough they will be It's time to take your medicene Colonoscopy
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