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Correct To Keep My Love Alive Lyrics
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Correct To Keep My Love Alive
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Verse I've been married and married, And often I've sighed, I'm never a bridesmaid, I'm always the bride. I never divorced them- I hadn't the heart. Yet remember these sweet words "Till death do us part." Refrain 1 I married many men, A ton of them, Because I was untrue to none of them Because I bumped off ev'ry one of them To keep my love alive Sir Paul was a frail; He looked a wreck to me. At night he was a horse's neck to me So I performed an appendectomy To keep my love alive. Sir Thomas had insomnia He couldn't sleep at night. I bought a little arsenic He's sleeping now all right. Sir Philip played the harp; I cussed the thing. I crowned with his harp To bust the thing. And now he plays where harps are Just the thing, To keep my love alive, To keep my love alive. Refrain 2 I thought Sir George had possibilities, But his flirtations made me I'll at ease, And when I'm I'll at ease I kill at ease To keep my love alive. Sir Charles came from a sanatorium And yelled for drinks in my emporium I mixed one drink He's in memorium To keep my love alive. Sir Francis was a singing bird A nightingale. That's why I tossed him off my balcony To see if he could fly Sir Athelstane indulged in fratricide; He killed his dad and that was patricide One night I stabbed him at my mattress side To keep my love alive, To keep my love alive.
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