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Correct Dirty Nursery Rhymes Lyrics
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Correct Dirty Nursery Rhymes
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You aint got no shit for me My mamma and your mamma was talking a lil shit My mamma called your mamam a bulldagger ass bitch I know your sister and the bitch aint shit She's slayed me and all da boys And even sucked our dick Jack and Jill went up da hill to have a little fun Jack got mad kicked jill in the ass cuz she couldn't make him come Momma Bear and Poppa Bear went for a walk through da forrest Momma Bear asked Poppa Bear could he could eat her porridge Poppa Bear said "shit bitch, You must think I'm Sick Just get down here on your knees and suck this bear ass dick" Abraham Lincoln was a good ol' man He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand Said "excuse me ladies, I'm doin my duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty" This is far out There's an ol' lady who lives in a shoe Got a house full of kids and don't know what to do She sucked and fucked all the niggas around When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found Little Miss Muffet sat on da tuffit With her legs gapped open wide Up came a spider Looked up inside her and said "That pussy's wide!" Little Jack Horner sat in in da corner Fuckin Miss cutie pie Stuck in his thumb and made da bitch c** And said "Hellova nigga am I!" Humpty Dumpty fell of da wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls All da kings horses and all da kings men Couldn't put that fat muthafucker back together again Yo Ed wait... I got one... Hey dig this I got one... Check this out... Da two dudes... Dig this da two dudes... Two dudes dressed like nuns... Right Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to your grandmother's house But before she got there She met this man that turned her hot ass out Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair Da dogs on my ass and their gettin near Her hair came loose And fell on her lake Bitch check your weave that's in dat lake Bitch get dat weave out (Dj) You dirty bitch get dat weave out (Mix it) Bitch get dat weave out Hey you ruined my record, man! I just bought it!
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