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Correct Attitude Adjustment Lyrics

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Now I met an old friend 
In the bar the other night 
And he got a little drunk 
And he wanted to fight 
And he jumped up 
And challenged every man in the room 
And just about the time he got the words out 
An 'ol boy jumped up and closed his mouth 
And used his head for a mop 
And his butt for a broom

It was an attitude adjustment 
I guess it was his first time 
An attitude adjustment 
Now he understands just fine 
He got bent out of shape 
And he opened his mouth 
And just one appointment 
Straightened him right out 
It was an adttitude adjustment 
Oh It'll work every time

Well I've got this big 'ol brother-in-law 
And me and him just never did get along 
Because he wants to make sure 
I'm treating his sister right 
He got drunk one night 
And started beating me up 
And I went and got a tire tool 
Out of my truck 
And laid him out as cold as a block of ice

It was an attitude adjustment 
And it will work every time 
An attitude adjustment 
I made him see the light 
And he says I'm his kind of man 
And he comes around with his hat in his hand 
It was an attitude adjustment 
I cured all his family pride

Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face 
I said darlin that was you're first mistake 
Then she went wild and her eyes turned red 
She started breaking everything 
And sceaming loud 
And kickin me and cussin me out 
And I gave her a little adjustment 
On the top of the head

It was an attitude adjustment 
Now she loves on me all the time 
Just an attitude adjustment 
She got a whole new frame of mind 
She don't nag 
And I don't beg 
And we get along and like I said 
Just an attitude adjustment 
Oh everythings just fine 
Well almost

She called the cops to take me in 
And I said you're never gonna do it friend 
And they just smiled 
And said "Oh Yes We Will" 
Now a stick to the head 
And some kicks in the chin 
And a several bites from Rin Tin Tin 
And I couldn't wait to get into that jail

It was an attitude adjustment 
Oh I went along peacfully 
Attitude adjustment 
Oh they made me cleary see 
Cause my head is black 
And my legs are blue 
And both knee caps are bent clean through 
It was an attitude adjustment 
It made my whole outlook brand new 
Just a attitude adjustment 
It made my whole outlook brand new

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