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Correct Salvation Barmy Lyrics
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[Intro, Female Sing-song] I am a pretty little dutch girl As pretty as pretty can be And all the boys around my block Are crazy over me [Mc Paul Barman] I was walking down the street Looking at boobs asses faces Went in the salvation army For some used glasses cases Next to the doorway The cashier in cashmere held up an old map of Norway She flipped it over and the message read "you're gay" I looked at her anxiously Her two lip rings looked like fangs to me I hope my sperm'll get under your thermal Underwear, because you're cuter than Nermal She said "go get a hair cut!" So I showed her my bare butt Pulled down my Carhartts Put my moon in her star charts And to make stupid stupider I slapped a ring on my ass Said "Now my moon's Jupiter" [the Black Italiano] Fucking asshole [Male Sing-song] She has a boyfriend Fatty He comes from Cincinnati With 48 toes and a pickle on his nose And this is the way the story goes [Mc Paul Barman] Clicky clack who's at the rack with the jackets It's Black Italiano looking black cause he's backlit [the Black Italiano] Hey what's up with these fucking Chinese looking street gang jackets? [Mc Paul Barman] We started to slow dance, I said no chance for romance If I have to wear condoms cause they feel like snow pants But I couldn't stay calm because she Revealed the bra made of two yarmulkes I said you're hella great, let's celebrate! We took the freight elevate- R to continue our back and forth shagging sports To the room with the Davenport Where men become cuckolds She chuckled I felt her knuckle above my belt buckle [Male Sing-song] One day when she was walking She heard her boyfriend talking To a little girl with a strawberry curl And this is what he said to her [Mc Paul Barman] My pissed off jimbrowski turned three colors like Krzysztof Kieślowski I said a handjob's a man's job Yo' job's a blow job That porn snob, that corncob with a doorknob Is a born slob, but not blameless Every penis wants to be famous It's a good way to stay misogynistic and aimless She said "I'm glad you explained that My name is Jane Pratt Before you jerk off on my head Please pass me that rain hat. " So I did, you know? What can I say? I'm a lonely male who won't settle for any phony in a ponytail [The Black Italiano/Prince Paul] Come on, bring your woman over here So I can show her a real Italian man I got the best of both fucking worlds here Fucking black man's dick and an Italian man's brain [Prince Paul Breaks Into Laughter After Being Heckled] Fucking assholes [Laughter From the Booth]
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