Kevin Bloody Wilson - Kev's Courtin' Song lyrics correction

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Verse 1
 Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
 And me money on flowers and lollies
 Only to find that what's on me mind
 Isn't on hers and she's sorry
 So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
 And keep me from blowin' me brass
 I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
 Right next to hers and I ask:
 
 
 Chorus
 'Do you fuck on first dates?
 Does your dad own a brewery?
 Could I feel your tits?
 Or would you show 'em to me?
 Cause you've you've got a nice head
 And you look pretty honest
 So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
 I'd like you to be on it'
 
 
 Verse 2
 You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
 And the bullshit you've gotta go through
 Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
 When all that you'd love is just to screw
 But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
 And sit around for hours and talk
 But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
 And get down to the goodies straight off:
 
 
 Chorus
 'Do you fuck on first dates?
 Does your dad own a brewery?
 Could I feel your tits?
 Or would you show 'em to me?
 Do you sleep in the nick?
 Do you give head very often?
 If we can decide, your place or mine
 We can fuck off then'
 
 
 Verse 3
 So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
 And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
 Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
 And drop a few lines like I told you
 This new method of mine might not work every time
 But then again no method will
 I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
 But then I've got a few fucks as well
 
 
 Chorus
 'Do you fuck on first dates?
 Does your dad own a brewery?
 Could I feel your tits?
 Or would you show 'em to me?
 If the answer is 'No'
 To me questions above --
 Then be a good sport and give me the name
 Of a girlfriend who does!'

Correct Kev's Courtin' Song Lyrics