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Correct The Handiest Frenchman In The Caribbean Lyrics
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Jimmy Buffett
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Correct The Handiest Frenchman In The Caribbean
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By Jimmy Buffett, 1997 The Gull Reef Club's former handyman, Hippolyte Lamartine, could fix everything and keep the place running no matter what. Sheila knows Hippolyte, and she gets him to come back and take over. Hippolyte is solving all problems and things are looking up, so Norman sings this jolly song about his wonderful handyman. Then it turns out that Hippolyte is a homicidal maniac, which creates difficulties. Ensemble Hippolyte, Hippolyte Lamartine Handiest Frenchman in the Caribbean Got the Gull Reef Club sparkling and clean Bravo bon travou Mr. Martine Who patch the hole in the cistern wall Hippolyte Who solved my problems one and all Hippolyte A genie in a bottle twenty feet tall Hippolyte, Hippolyte Lamartine How come mine host is sitting pretty A cistern full of water and shekels in the kitty A million miles away from nasty New York City Hippolyte, Hippolyte Lamartine Hippolyte, Hippolyte Lamartine Hippolyte, Hippolyte Lamartine Get back to work Or he'll chop you like sardines Merci Hippolyte Lamartine
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