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Correct Teenage Love On The Phone Lyrics
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Correct Teenage Love On The Phone
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[Richie:] "So ya doin' good?" [Samantha:] "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?" [Richie:] "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours." [Samantha:] "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, And he doesn't want me on the phone. So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming. " [Richie:] "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi..." [She hangs up phone] [Phone rings] [Richie:] "Hello?" [Samantha:] "Sorry, I thought he was coming." [Richie:] "That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet [Samantha:] "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights." [Richie:] "Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around..." [She hangs up phone] [Richie:] "Come on.." [Phone rings] [Richie:] "Hey." [Samantha:] "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom." [Richie:] "That's ok. Well look, uh.. What was I saying? Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty Or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.. " [She hangs up the phone again] [Richie:] "Give me a break..." [Phone rings] [Richie:] "Hello." [Samantha:] "Sorry. It was just my dog." [Richie:] "Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?" [Samantha:] "He just thinks I'm on the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I gotta go. " [Richie:] "Don't hang up!" [Samantha:] "Richie, I can't talk!" [Richie:] "No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him." [Samantha:] "It's not my dad." [Richie:] "What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?" [Samantha:] "Uh, just look Richie, someone is here." [Richie:] "Who's there? Is it a guy!?" [Samantha:] "Richie!" [Richie:] "I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!" [Samantha:] "oh.. it's just.. hold on." [Hands phone to guy] [Richie:] "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl! You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born! " [Buffoon:] "Fuckin' shit!" [Richie:] "Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God! " [Buffoon:] "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button." [Richie:] "Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!" [Richie slams down phone] [Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?" [Buffoon: "My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!" [Samantha: "Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest." [Whispering] "I love you..."
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