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Correct The Buffoon & The Dean Of Admissions Lyrics
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Adam Sandler
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Correct The Buffoon & The Dean Of Admissions
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"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college." "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations On your upcoming graduation and I understand You are interested in matriculating here in the fall. " "I got a snake, man!" "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile. " "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that! It was all fucked up! " "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students And pets here on campus. " "Fuckin' Shit!" "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a little bit more about your background. " "My father's a fucking asshole, man!" "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son." "My mother's a piece of shit too!" "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility Over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed And ready to learn. " "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her head way up her ass! " "Well the quality of the faculty at a University Such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school. " "Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!" "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success." "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!" "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, Never a pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of major? " "I've got a big fucking boner right now." "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods Of nervous tension. I do not take offense. " "One time I ate my neighbors shit!" "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month. " "I bet you got really hairy balls." "Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."
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