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Correct Marriage Insurance Lyrics
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Correct Marriage Insurance
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Reciever: Good afternoon Kissel: Hello, is this an insurance place? Reciever: Excuse me? Kissel: Is this an insurance place? Are: Yes it is. K: Ok, I met this young lady. I think I want her to marry me... Hello? Are: Yes? K: I met this young lady, I want her marry me but I need your insurance to tell me... You know the marriage will be good. She'll make a good wive... Are: (chuckles) How am I 'spost to tell you dat? K: I don't know. She don't cook or clean or nuttin'. Are: (laughs) K: Well, I need you to insure me that she'll be the right lady. Are: I can't insure.. I can't tell you dat. K: She got a bigger beer belly den me. Are: (laughs) K: That's why I'm trying to look nice and swell for memorial day cause I wanna wear a nice bikini. Are: (laughs) K: I got knob knees. Hallo? Are: Yes? Yeah? (still chuckling) K: You should see my feet, they look lice a bushel a' corn Are: (sighs) Ok, how can *** help you? K: I I I dunno, she don't cook or clean. She's always dancing around the house, she used to be a dancer. She puts rags on her head. She don't.. I told her the other day to make me some biscuits... And than she put on the oven, it went baddaboom! And buscuits flew, hit my cat. Hello? I met this lady, I wanna marry her. Are: Oh, you do? K: Right. But I need someone to insure it'll be a good marriage. Are: Oh I dunno, we don't write that kind of insurance. K: You won't give me a pat on the back telling me " don't worry", you know, " buy her a ring"? Are: Oh, I can't I can't do that either. K: Why not?... You know how to make buscuits? Are: Do I what?! K: Know how to make buscuits? Are: So, what does that have to do with insurance? K: Cause, uh, that's. She needs to make good buscuits. Are: Well, you ask her if she knows how to make good buscuits before you marry her. K: Yeah but everytime I want a drink for memorial day coming up... She gets mad at me. Are: Oh, she does? K: Right... Are: Well than don't take it. K: What, take, the marriage? Are: Don't take the marriage if you were asking for problems already. K: Because... Are: Ok. (hangs up on him)
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