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Correct Water Cooler Suicide (He Hung Himself In A Public Bathroom Part 2) Lyrics
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Correct Water Cooler Suicide (He Hung Himself In A Public Bathroom Part 2)
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That's how I want it to end. A footnote on the back of a crappy newspaper, a Short report by some faggot with a bad comb over on the morning news. Something Everyone would discuss that day at work and start their day off thinking about The uselessness of their own existence. A real water cooler suicide. If you Want to be remembered, you have to go out with a bang, people judge a story Solely on it's ending. You have to give them what they want, blood, s** and Controversy. The more embarrassing the better! Most people can't remember the Singer from inxs' name, but we all know he was found in a hotel room hanging From his own belt with his limp dick in hand as a result of an over zealous Game of autoerotic asphyxiation. If he only managed to c** a bit faster, he Might still be alive and we'd probably all have forgotten about him by now. He Has attained the status of a legend through one final, disgusting, Self-gratifying, quasi-suicidal, carnal act. It doesn't matter what you Accomplish in life, as long as you give them something to talk about when you Die. I want to be remembered for one single stupidity I committed, and Completely forgotten for who I really was.
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