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Correct A Very Kesha Christmas Lyrics
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Correct A Very Kesha Christmas
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Chris miss me much? Crash the party Gonna make this chris mus-retardy Knockin over trees and tangling lights That how we duz a Kesha chrismas right... Puked on your cousin, causin drama Flirt with your husband, Kids do u wanna? Have your first beer and your Kesh outside? Take your daddys sled, on little joy ride. The only drunker than your uncle is me:) Sit on his lap to put up his tree; ) When the part starts I'm gonna deck the halls If you nogg my eggs, I'll jiggle your balls; ) Parchettes on a pear tree, know you wanna rock me:) The very Kesha christmas comin at you this year And this very mess will hit you like a fist to the ear Cuz my stocking is stuffed, and my tree is trimmed Hoe, Hoe, Hoe goes everybody when I walk in:) *Oh holy night, the starts are shining bright* Turn that shit off, I gotta beat that's better Take off my pants, but leave on my sweater:O I'm a horny ornament, and you know I don't stop Treat me like an angel, and put me on top I'm a viccent and princton I aint gonna answer Cause to prancer for being as dirty as dancer.
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