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Correct Eat My Shorts Lyrics
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Correct Eat My Shorts
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I peek at you, my stomach turns I hate your guts You turn to me and whisper You're a stupid putz You must know that I feel this way When I reach out, girl And flip you off Eat my shorts Yes, choke on polished cotton Eat my shorts Everything we have is rotten Baby, just remember When our love affair aborts Eat my shorts I see you smile, I make a fist I throw a punch You kick me in the groin And then I blow my lunch Whoa, oh, baby Have you heard that I think You're an adulterated nerd Eat my shorts Yes, gag on the elastic Eat my shorts Your heart is made of plastic And, baby, just remember When our love affair aborts Eat my shorts Eat my shorts Yes, choke on polished cotton Eat my shorts Everything we have is rotten Remember when you're Burning off your ugly warts Eat my shorts Eat my shorts Eat my shorts
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