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Correct Grandmother's Song Lyrics
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Steve Martin
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Correct Grandmother's Song
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Be courteous, kind, and forgiving Be gentle and peaceful each day Be warm and human and grateful And have a good thing to say Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike Be witty and happy and wise Be honest and love all your neighbors Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant Be sure to stop at stop signs And drive fifty-five miles an hour Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth And when you get home get a master's degree in geology Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus Be dull and boring and omnipresent Criticize things you don't know about Be oblong and have your knees removed (Ladies only) Never make love to Bigfoot (Men only) Hello, my name is Bigfoot (Everyone) Put a live chicken in your underwear Go into a closet and suck eggs
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