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Correct Underwear Goes Inside The Pants Lyrics
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Correct Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
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Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It’s a natural plant That grows in the dirt Do you know what’s not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons That’s not natural But we got pills for that We’re dedicating all our medical resources To keeping the old guys erect But we’re putting people in jail For smoking something that grows in the dirt You know we have more Prescription drugs now Every commercial that comes on tv Is a prescription drug ad I can’t watch tv for four minutes Without thinking I have five serious diseases Like, “Do you ever wake up Tired in the morning?” Oh, my God I have this, write this down Whatever it is, I have it Half the time you don’t even know What the commercial is People running through fields Or flying kites or swimming in the ocean I’m like that is the greatest disease ever How do you get that? That disease comes With a hot chick and a puppy The schools now It is all about self-esteem in the schools Build the kids’ self-esteem Make them feel good about themselves If everybody grows up with high self-esteem Who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What’s going to happen to our porno industry? These women don’t just grown on trees It takes lots of drunk daddys Missing a lot of dance recitals Before you decide to blow a goat On the internet for fifty bucks And if that disappears Where does that leave me on a Friday With my new high speed connection? Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song Sing for me, c'mon now sing Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song Sing to me, sing a song Masterminds are another word That comes up all the time You keep hearing about these Uh, these terrorists masterminds That are being killed in the middle east Terrorists masterminds Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe What these guys do, don’t you think? They’re not masterminds “Okay, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack Then you get on bus and you blow yourself up” “Why do I have to blow myself up? Why don’t I put?” “Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?” Americans, let’s face it We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time Do you know what the number one Health risk in America is? Obesity, obesity They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic An epidemic like it is polio Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004 “How’d you get through it grandpa?” “Oh, it was horrible Johnny There was cheesecake And pork chops everywhere” Nobody knows why we're getting fatter Look at our lifestyle I’ll sit at a drive through I’ll sit there for I'll sit there Behind fifteen other cars Instead of getting up to Make the eight foot walk To the totally empty counter Everything is mega meal Super sized Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fries with that? Want to go large? You want to have thirty burgers For a nickel you fat mother fucker There’s room in the back, take it Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song Sing for me, c'mon now sing Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song Sing to me, sing a song Sometimes you have to Suffer a little in your youth To motivate yourself To succeed in later life Do you think if Bill Gates Got laid in high school Do you think there’d be a Microsoft? Of course not You got to spend a long time Stuffed in your own locker With your underwear Wedged up your ass before you start thinkin' “I’m going to take of the world With computers! You'll see, I’ll show them” We’re in one of the Richest countries in the world But the minimum wage is lower now Than it was thirty-five years ago There are homeless people everywhere This homeless guy asked me for money the other day I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on Why am I judging this poor bastard People love to judge homeless guys Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it He's gonna waste the money Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a cd rack He’s homeless I walked behind this guy the other day A homeless guy asked him for money He looks right at the homeless guy "Why don’t you go get a job you bum?" People always say that to homeless guys "Get a job" like it's always that easy This homeless guy was wearing His underwear outside his pants I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date I’m predicting some problems during the interview process I’m pretty sure even Mcdonalds has an Underwear goes inside the pants policy Not that they enforce it very strictly, But technically I’m sure it is in the books Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song Sing for me, c'mon now sing Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song Sing to me, sing a song
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