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Correct Christmas Is Interesting Lyrics
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Jonathan Coulton
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Correct Christmas Is Interesting
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You have put on your feety pajamas It's time for a long winter's nap There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there He wants you to sit on his lap He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush Your wife gets a wig on a chain He says he can't stay Cause he's got a long way to go And it's starting to rain Christmas is interesting Like a knife in your heart Christmas is interesting How it tears you apart Christmas is interesting Like a stick in your eye It's so freaking interesting That it might make you cry So you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist Maybe you're a train with square wheels Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam Now you know how Jesus feels He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud His mansion is lonely and cold He can't remember a pleasant December When he wasn't tired and old Christmas is interesting Like a knife in your heart Christmas is interesting How it tears you apart Christmas is interesting Like a stick in your eye It's so freaking interesting That it might make you cry So you're drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart You once had a wonderful life Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car You yelled at your favorite wife You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley He comes to make you feel brave But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke And a finger that points at your grave Christmas is interesting Like a knife in your heart Christmas is interesting How it tears you apart Christmas is interesting Like a stick in your eye It's so freaking interesting That it might make you cry
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