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Correct Jingle Man, Christmas Boy Lyrics
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Oh, Jingle man, Christmas boy Fighting crime with toys Catching smugglers in New York and thieves in Illinois, oh Jingle man, Christmas boy Fighting crime with toys Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Dashing through the town In a one-horse Escalade Hunting criminals down Punching all the way, punch! Punch! Punch! Helping the police Eating candy canes Wearing polar fleece And an umbrella if it rains Oh, Jingle man, Christmas boy Fighting crime with toys Catching smugglers in New York and thieves in Illinois, oh Jingle man, Christmas boy Fighting crime with toys Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Dashing through the snow In a pizza delivery van Over the streets they go Hitting pedestrians, Just kidding! Never doing drugs Calling their grandmas Giving lots of hugs to Everyone who needs a hug Oh, Jingle man, Christmas boy Fighting crime with toys Silver bells and do be do I lost my train of thought... Rock lobster! Jingle man, Christmas boy Fighting crime with toys Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
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