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Correct Yuppie Cadillac Lyrics
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Cruisin' down the freeway Slupin' latte in my BM'er Roadster I won for being Sales Rep of the Week Then it happens again S.U.V. damn near killed me They made the roads so unsafe I bought me one the very next day Why do I eat up so much gas? Why do I cut you off to pass? What do I drive like such an ass? Because I can! Yuppie Yuppie Yuppie Cadillac But I need my armored luxury tank To drive to work and drive home Keep my children safe As I run down yours While I talk on my cell phone Better you than me, Got important places to be School, soccer, psychiatrist, And then the wine boutique Why do I flaunt my upper class? Hogging two parking spaces Why do I act like such an ass? No boundaries, man Yuppie Yuppie Yuppie Cadillac Blow them up! Key their hoods! Run them out of the neighborhood Melt them down for Blue Chip scrap War for oil? Draft them! Got a big hummer with monster tires It's the latest craze When S.U.V.s are not enough To break a traffic jam Up and over I go My terminator crushing cars below I'm late for a meeting More important than yours My Krispy Kremes are getting cold #! **#! What is it 'bout the Navigator Escalade, Suburban, Explorer, Yukons That brings out the road-rage macho dick In everybody who drives one Icy curves, slow down 'Nother pathfinder found it's way to Hell What a great way to think the herd But why should we have to share the road with Yuppie Yuppie Yuppie Cadillac
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