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Correct By Sword, By Pick, By Axe, Bye, Bye Lyrics
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Correct By Sword, By Pick, By Axe, Bye, Bye
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It's Dads birthday Mom is making his cake Gonna clean his guns before he gets home "Happy birthday Daddy all cleaned by me!" I take a rifle out And wipe it down Ed points the gun And pulls the trigger It goes off and shoots his Mom, In the back Now she's dead What have you done Ed! Your Dad is home He finds your Mom Lying in a pool of blood He smacks your face And grabs the gun You better fucking run! He drags her body In the other room Pour a glass of Jack And drinks away Your wife is dead Killed by your kid Accident or not He's got to pay! (Some day! ) Year later Ed and his friends Are figuring our what to do Fall break is here They have no clue Then Ed's Dad calls with the news Out to the beach To Dad's house To close it up For the winter The door is open Liquor bottles empty But Daddies waiting close by! Ed shows them the trophy room The battle axe is missing Dad's in the garage passed out He has the axe in his hands He's dreaming of killing his son In various ways He wants revenge for His wife's death! That piece of shits Gotta pay! Mike and Linda Go to the garage Daddy sees them Then they walk on the beach And find a pool They go skinny dipping Linda's floating on her back When Ed's Dad attacks From underneath her He takes her body from The pool And takes their clothes Then Mike goes looking for her Leaving a trail of clothes For Mike to find They lead to the garage He thinks she's in the closet Open the door Here comes Dad Copping up Mike's guts With a boat motor! He screams and shouts While blood flies everywhere Hang him in the closet On a spike! The rest of them, Are on the beach A cop comes by to See what they're doing He says they could Be struck by lightning And then he's on his Merry way The cop finds, An abandoned car He goes looking around The house But here comes Dad Stabs him in the face Then chops his Head off with an axe By sword! By pick! By axe Bye bye! [x2] [Leads: Maniac Neil] Cops head on a spike Hangs his torso up Ralph checks on Mike And Linda And goes into the garage Look in the closet Daddy rushed out Pitchfork through his neck Stick it into the door Hang that piece of shit high! Daddy gets his gaffe He's gonna kill some More fucks They go looking for The rest They all split up to look But Daddy's waiting by the House He grabs Sue by The neck Throws her on His work bench Put that gaffe in her pussy Rip that bitch open wide Blood and guts spilling out Chop off her head with Your axe! Ed and Pam Are out still looking for Everyone They go into the garage Pam touches Sue's corpse And her head falls off Ed goes to the closet And finds the hanging Corpses his Dad left rotting Pam throws a piece of metal And hits him in the head She stabs him with A knife In the car to get away [Leads: Maniac Neil] But Dads on the roof Chopping with his axe Grabs Ed by the throat Pam burns his hand with A lighter The car starts Throwing Daddy Off the top He climbs on the back They back up Smash his body [Leads: Maniac Neil] Into the bricks His guts fly out Here comes a cop Chop off his leg with an axe!
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