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Correct Change The World With My Hockey Stick Lyrics
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Correct Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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Gonna change the world With my hockey stick Gonna make a real difference Feed the poor and heal the sick I'll practice in my yard Or in the showers every day Until I get so goddamn good That someone really super rich will say "Here's a million dollars You can spend it how you like, You can change the fucking world Or turn it into something nice" I'll use my stick for foreign matters Giving meaning to our planet And anything we ever wanted We will get to have it And it's all thanks to my hockey stick And skill in which I use it A hero to humanity I swear I won't abuse it I'll change the world I'll make a difference man I'll change the world with my hockey stick Solving all our problems... Like crack and aids and murder, violence, syphilis... Global warming, floods and arson, rape, and birth defects And things affecting ever person War on crime and racism are problems of the past you see Thanks to the greatest hockey player That would be me World leaders are united From the joy to watch me playing As the planet gathers 'round For the chance to hear me saying "This place is now utopia And heaven is on earth" Me and my hockey stick Can finally built this earth I changed the world I made a difference! I changed the world with my hockey stick I changed the world Yeah! I changed the world with my hockey stick I solved all our problems People don't appreciate the glory I have brought them I saved this planet in its darkest hour So they will grovel beneath the man that saved them from the curse Appoint myself ruler of the universe And lots of family masses they will grovel at my feet And their lives will serve no purpose Other than to honor me And this stick it will now rule their lives And dictate all their thoughts And I'll re-write our history And thus reside as God I'll rule the world I did it! I'll rule the world with my hockey stick I'll rule the world Yeah! I'll rule the world with my hockey stick Just because I am that good
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