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Correct Semi-Suicidal Lyrics
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Correct Semi-Suicidal
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[Chorus:] I'm semi-suicidal since a trucker stole my wife I'm contemplating all the ways that I might end my life Pills would make it easy but I'd rather do it my way That's why I'm drivin' 90 eastbound in the westbound highway I was drivin' out to Austin in my Datsun with my bride We'd set out from New Orleans, a 500-mile ride At twelve o'clock we needed gas and she turned me and said: "Why don't we get some lunch at that truckstop up ahead?" Inside were 20 truckers who'd parked their 18-wheelers I had a premonition that one would try and steal her When a man in flannel sidled up to her at the buffet I could see my baby laughing ... And slowly slippin' away We made it out to Texas but something wasn't right I could tell her mind was somewhere else in the hotel room that night In the morning when I woke up and got out of bed I found a note on the mirror and this is what it said: "I hate to leave this way but I've got no choice Something moved inside of me when I heard that stranger's voice I've got a thing for truckers, and I swear it made me sweat When he told me he could give me a ride I'd never forget" [Repeat chorus] Now I'm on the road again with troopers on my trail There's a roadblock up ahead, behind me sirens wail I'm feelin' kinda peaceful as the cars swerve left and right A man has a lot to think about when a trucker steals his wife [Repeat chorus]
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