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Correct Dance Contest Lyrics
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Frank Zappa
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Correct Dance Contest
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Fz: "One of the things that I like best about playing in New York is this Particular place, because it has-it has a stage that is conducive to, how You say in the trade, audience participation. Now if there's one thing That I really like, it's, uh, audience participation. Now listen... I gotta Figure out something that I can, uh-do you think we should have another Dance contest tonight? Oh, bey-the injured person dance contest. Well, Let's see... Awright, I'll tell you what we're going to do. Here's a, here's A guy who really wants to be in the dance contest aw-reety, aw-righty, Hey. Okay.. " Butch: "You are great, man-you are great. You are the best, baby. Do 'Dinah-Moe Humm' Fz: "All right, now wait a minute-what's your name? Hey, hey-what's Your name? " Butch: "Butch." Fz: "Awright, the dynamic Butch. Here's a girl who wants to dance with Butch. What's your name? " Lena: "Lena." Fz: "What?" Lena: "Lena." Fz: "Lena, meet Butch. Okay, Lena and Butch, couple number one. Hell, Heh. Okay, let's see-that guy there, with his... That-that one there with the Teeshirt on-no, no, the other one-this one-no, no-no no no, wait a minute, Wait... Well, you're-actually, you're very nice, though. Would you like to Come up here?... Okay, but d'you think you can behave yourself?... Okay, What's your name? " Guy: "Tom, man.(mumble, mumble} you, baby, I (mumble, mumble) (gurgle) You (mumble, mmf, etc.) " Guy: "Arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc." Fz: "Awright, now wait a minute. Awright, awright, now wait..." Guy: "(mumble, mmf.) Ugliness! Ugliness!" Other guy: "Frank, you're my buddy! Amh. Mmf'. ' Fz: "Awright, now wait a minute, wait a minute. I have an important message To deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're Not cute, maybe you're beautiful, I just want to tell you somethin'-there's more Of us ugly mother-fuckers than you are, hey-y, so watch out. Now... " Guy: (Butch?): "Will you bring my girlfriend on stage, maybe?" Fz: "Sure. All right, now you-he wants to get his girlfriend-go get your girlfriend." Girl: "Hey Zap!" Fz: "Good to see you again." Girl: "Squeak!" Fz: "I know." Guy: "I ain't no fucking queer." Fz: "All right, now look, here's what we're going to do. Awright. Now. This-it'll Be mashed, I'll save them, I'll save them for later. " Guy: "I'm not a fucking queer." Fz: "This man is trying desperately to let everybody know that he is not a queer. He's not queer, he's not queer. Awright, and now. .. You are going to dance, like You've never danced before... "
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