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Correct Happy Happy Halloween Lyrics
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It's Halloween and I just don't know if I can take it What should I be thought of something scary mom will make it Give me candy but leave out the kind that isn' t branded This halloween turned out much different than how I planned it Best friend stole my Costume that was scary And I had to wear little Sisters strawberry And everybody laughed at me I ate too much candy And puked on my girlfriend And that's when she dumped me So happy happy halloween Happy happy halloween It's halloween and my mother chaperoned my party Embarrassed me when she came down dressed as gymnast barbie I tried to leave when I saw her flirting couldn't stand it This Halloween turned out much different than how I planned it Best friend stole my Costume that was scary And I had to wear little Sisters strawberry And everybody laughed at me I ate too much candy And puked on my girlfriend And that's when she dumped me So happy happy halloween Halloween is a total nightmare! If you go door to door trick-or-treating and you have a 5 o'clock shadow, no one want's to give you candy! "Get a job and buy your own candy" they say. It's not like soccer moms are running short on candy! But they say "No, I will not give you any sweet-tarts, go home and shave your back" It's just cruel! And you know what else?! Who cares if I'm not wearing a costume Mrs. Wilson. Dressing up was a ceremony of the 18'th century celtics to ward off and scare away evil spirits. Do you have evil spirits or something mrs. Wilson? Is that why you want me to wear a costume?! Cause if you do then I don't want you satan candy! Get behind me Satan! Best friend stole my Costume that was scary And I had to wear ittle Sisters strawberry And everybody laughed at me I ate to much candy And pucked on my girlfriend And that's when she dumped me So happy happy halloween Happy Happy halloween Happy happy halloween Happy happy halloween Happy happy hallooooo..... My uncle dresses like a woman everybody to practice for halloween Ween!
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