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Correct A Night I Can't Remember Lyrics
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Cledus T. Judd
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Correct A Night I Can't Remember
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Parody of "A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie (Max T. Barnes/T. W. Hale) Curb Songs/Kinetic Diamond ii/Rob 'n Reily/Songs Of Peer, Ltd./Gramily Music Publishing (Ascap) New Lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Jeff Carter, Cledus Crap Anthems (Sesac)/Of Music, Inc. (Sesac)/Jeff Carter music (Ascap) Paul does this kind of thing every day Yeah Like what skip a rehearsal You know we got the cma Awards tomorrow night What are we gonna do about a drummer (to a kid) Hey you come here You ever played drums before No Want to Yeah Get in there and beat 'em then Ok hot dog Start too soon you little showboat Who do you think you are Tommy Lee Jones Let's go Uh...not bad for a four year old Been dang near two years Since I had a beer By gosh that's changing tonight Gonna start me a tab Call me a cab (* whistle *) taxi Might even get in a fight I ain't going hog-wylin' forever Gonna have myself a night I can't remember Miller Lights a shot of Crown Man that stuff burns goin' down One too many Coke and Jacks It'll all come floatin' back That Old Cuervo's way too strong But one more 'fore I go home fire up the blender Gonna have myself a night I can't remember (Give me a cool tab and a gun) Drunk ain't my style And it'll be a long while 'fore I pull that stunt again (Oh my head) Tylenol and Tums Oh no here it comes I'm prayin to the porcelain This hangover can't last forever Done had myself a night I can't remember Oh Shot out the lights Kicked down the door Woke up face down on the floor I'd better call someone and ask How'd I wind up in this cast I got stamps on both my hands I wonder who threw that beer can Right through my winder Done had myself a night I can't remember Ohhhhh My dang liver's nearly gone In aa's where I belong Hey thanks bartender Done had myself a night I can't remember Twelve steps my foot I can't even take two And by the way kid you're hired Just no drinkin' I mean it
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