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Correct Such Horrible Things Lyrics
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[Intro] Sit back now Let me tell you a tale Where justice does not prevail About an ill fated life So very full of strife Where two wrongs do not make a right So [Verse 1] When I was born I did surely scorn My proud parents' name Then their lives went down the drain Drove them insane My birth was a curse I bit the nurse Oh, but I love the worst I deserve to be slowly submersed Dried out then laid in a hearse [Verse 2] When I was two I poured super glue Into my father's hair As he sat unaware In his arm chair Much to his dismay Had to cut it all away Oh, but it felt great I deserve to be cut and filleted Then tossed about in disarray Until the pieces melt away [Chorus] I am not a bad man Even though I do bad things Very bad things Such horrible things Oh, but it's not quite what it seems (Not quite what he seems) Not quite what I seem Ah, hell It's exactly what it seems [Verse 3] When I was four I'd wait by the door With a knife in my hand And a most devious plan It would be quite grand As the mail fell through the slot The sharp edge he got Oh but I love the thought I deserve to be tied in a knot Broken bones and blood clots [Verse 4] When I was six I used to trick The next door neighbor's son In the woods we would run Time for fun Hide and seek has a cost He would be forever lost Oh, but I love to scoff I deserve to have my head lopped off Hidden and covered in moss Until this memory is forgot [Chorus] I am not a bad man even though I do bad things Very bad things Such horrible things Oh but it's not quite what it seems (Not quite what he seems) Not quite what I seem Ah, hell It's exactly what it seems [Verse 5] When I was eight I used to hate The color of my house So as quiet as a mouse I burned it down to the ground When no one was around Oh, but I love the sound I deserve to be quickly put down Rotting six feet underground [Verse 6] When I was ten I used to pretend To drown in the sea 'Till they'd come to rescue me Then proceed to laugh in their face Such a disgrace Oh, but I love the taste I deserve to have my brains displaced All over the fireplace Until this life has been erased [Chorus] I am not a bad man Even though I do bad things Very bad things Such horrible things Oh, but it's not quite what it seems (Not quite what he seems) Not quite what I seem Ah, hell It's exactly what it seems [Verse 7] When I was twelve I used to delve Into evil schemes Just to elicit screams Boost my self esteem Pushed my sister down a well She just fell Oh but I loved to dwell I deserve to roast deep down in hell Where no one can hear me yell When I was fourteen ... Nothing much happened Well, there was that one time [Instrumental] [Chorus] I am not a bad man Even though I do bad things Very bad things Such horrible things Oh, but it's not quite what it seems (Not quite what he seems) Not quite what I seem Ah, hell It's exactly what it seems [Verse 8] When I was sixteen Life was frightening My brother was quite dull So with laughter in my skull Pushed him in a hole Then buried him alive He barely survived Oh, but I love the cries I deserved to be battered and fried With an electric chair that's set on high [Verse 9] Now that I'm eighteen I still hate things In this padded cell I call my home No friends, no phone No life to call my own Here I will lie Until the very day I die Until my blood begins to dry And I return to the darkness from whence I came So [Chorus] I am not a bad man Even though I do bad things Very bad things Such horrible things But it’s not quite what it seems Not quite what I seem Ah, hell I'm exactly what I seem
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