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Correct Uncle Seth's False Gospel Lyrics
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Stuart Davis
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Correct Uncle Seth's False Gospel
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In a cave near home I found the scroll Old Hebrew, or something close Written on it Stooped over thick volumes, slow working Translation came as follows (roughly) Refrain: 'Though shalt write about yourself, you please me when you do My wish for mankind is for mankind to study you. For I so loved the world That I gave you three chords, so you'd write about yourself... Ya-da-ya-da-ya-da, ' -The Lord Not a shock, because Who'd forget Great Uncle Seth's Frustrated ancient Hebrew He used to hold me Hostage on his knee And tease me with some secret God told him about me Refrain Seth, I was your favorite You died when I was ten I never loved you back And I remember why again Did you see me spread your ashes When we cremated you? There's been another fire And I spread your gospel too
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