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Correct The Worst Pies In London (by Selena Bonham Carter) Lyrics
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Mrs. Lovett: A customer! Wait! What's yer rush? What's yer hurry? You gave me such a- Fright. I thought you was a ghost. Half a minute, can'tcher? Sit! Sit ye down! Sit! All I meant is that I Haven't seen a customer for weeks. Did you come in for a pie, sir? Do forgive me if me head's a little vague- What is that? But you'd think we had the plague- From the way that people- Keep avoiding- No you don't! Heaven knows I try, sir! But there's no one comes in even to inhale- Right you are you are, sir. Would you like A drop of ale? Mind you, I can't hardly blame them- Th ese are probably the worst pies in London. I know why nobody cares to take them- I should know, I make them. But good? No, Th e worst pies in London- Even that's polite. Th e worst pies in London- If you doubt it, take a bite. Is that just disgusting? You have to concede it. It's nothing but crusting- Here, drink this, you'll need it- Th e worst pies in London. And no wonder with the price of Meat what it is- When you get it. Never Th ough I'd live to see the day men'd Think it was a treat Finding poor Animals Wot are dying in the street. Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop, Does a business, but I notice something weird- Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared. Have to hand it to her- Wot I calls Enterprise, Popping pussies into pies. Wouldn't do in my shop- Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick. And I'm telling you them pussy cats is quick. No denying times is hard, sir- Even harder than Th e worst pies in London. Only lard and nothing more- Is that just revolting? All greasy and gritty, It looks like it's molting, And tastes like- Well,... Pity A woman alone With limited wind And the worst pies in London! Ah sir, Times is hard. Times is hard.
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