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Correct Roy Rules Lyrics
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[Spoken] Did you know there's over a billion people in the world? There's over a million in New York alone But the only one I'm into is my brother-in-law, roy! Roy rules! He's married to my sister He wakes up in the morning Watches Dora with my neice And then macks on bananas Roy rules! He works out in the morning He runs in the park And does a bunch of crunches So he's got a killer bod-ay [Spoken] I'm so glad my sister married Roy He gets along great with my whole family He's hardworking, and great with kids Oh and also, I wanna have s** with Roy! Roy rules! I'd really like to taste him We'll take off our pants And wail on each other Burn the marriage license in a wastebin [Spoken] Don't get me wrong I'm not interested in Roy sexually He's my sister's husband! Still, though, if we did hook up, It would be a 24/7 69! Roy rules! He works in an office I've got this theory He was put on earth By God to give men Succulent rubb downz! Roy, won't you come with me... ? Roy rules! He love to wear t-shirts But in my dreams He is dressed like a pirate And my dong is his peg leg [Spoken] So there you have it This song is about my real life, brother-in-law, Roy Just so you know, the dude in this video wasn't the actual Roy This is the actual Roy So I think you can see where I'm coming from Oh, and Roy? Next time I see you, don't be all weird about this. You knew what you were getting into.
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